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Some BODY once told me the world is macaroni, and everything that's on it is cheese.

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What do you call a duck with no legs? 

A legless duck.

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How did the hipster burn his mouth? 🤔 

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Republic of Queerland

You are now entering the Republic of Queerland, home to Howly City and the quaint island town of Wolfville. Please travel safely.