How did the hipster burn his mouth? 🤔
He ate the pizza before it was cool. #joke
What do you call a duck with no legs?
A legless duck.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A flipper!
This is my kinda humor.
I was being an absurdist comedian. It's a rare art form.
I have a dirty secret: I'm a flip-flopper.
Some BODY once told me the world is macaroni, and everything that's on it is cheese.
What's cooking sib?
New pasta mmm.
Save some for me!!
oooohhhh... Okay!
Need anything to go with the pasta?
nope, I'm good. *smiles*
How much pasta are you cooking?
Quite a lot actually.
And how much are you having of it?
Hmmm...probably around 20.
20.. what? Handfuls, bags?
Well there's 20.
There's 20 pasta? 🤔
*chuckles* Yes there is.
Well either way as long as you don't eat the whole lot, then okay I guess 🙃
*grins and nods* Okay.
Hiiiiii