How did the hipster burn his mouth? 🤔 

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do you call a duck with no legs? 

A legless duck.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? 

A flipper!

I was being an absurdist comedian. It's a rare art form.

Some BODY once told me the world is macaroni, and everything that's on it is cheese.

Well either way as long as you don't eat the whole lot, then okay I guess 🙃

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